Lesser Sneo-Negrotic Language

Lesser Sneo-Negrotic (LSN), also known as Danish, is a dialect of Grønlandic that is spoken by a minority of the island country Denmark's ~100 inhabitants, of which the majority speak a descendant dialect of LSN, in which all communication is conveyed by climbing trees and throwing rocks at squirrels. LSN is taught and spoken in Grønland out of pity.

LSN, a dialect of Grønlandsk, came to europe in kayaks after Grønland in the Grønland-Denmark warsuaq took danish hostages, brainwashed them, and sent them back to denmark as an experiment to see if viking culture could be replaced with inuk culture. The experiment was almost a success, with the entire country abandoning their murderous pillaging ways, but ultimately left it in a worse condition than it was before since qallunaat brains are incapable of understanding superior inuk culture.

LSN holds many similarities to neighboring languages, since features and vocabulary from those languages were borrowed because speakers of LSN are unable to grasp the complex emotions expressed in Grønlandsk. There are still remnants of Grønlandsk in the language, such as kajak, from qajaq, krablunak, from qallunaaq, and iglo, from the old spelling of what is now illu, and the ability to produce big time long time words, as is common in Grønlandsk.

One of the only redeeming aspects of LSN, is the ability to produce long words by stringing together smaller ones, primarily nouns.

"Palæstinenskastrationsturneringsceremoniindledningsfestivalslagkage"

a cake for the palestinian castration tournament ceremony's introduction festival

Another feature includes the disambiguation of grandparents.

"Min morfar har kræft."

My grandfather/mother's father has cancer.

"Morfar" literally means mother-father. This is where LSN stops short, and it is clear that speakers of LSN lack the complex emotions to process any greater usage of this feature. This is why the Church of Ok wishes to convert all qallunaat, give them the education they lack, and improve their languages so they will make sense. In the new danish language, words like "farfarmorfarfarfarfarmormorfarfarmor" would be common when talking about ancestors.