The Government

The Government is a hypothetical worldwide mysterious phenomenon. According to tribal legends across the globe, the Government may be controlled by one or more of the following entities, none of which have concrete evidence to prove their existence:
 * Illuminati


 * Jews
 * Sweden
 * Shadow masters
 * Scalies

Ancient Gene Slamming
Scientists in secret government-funded cloning facilities, using advanced brain transfer technology, have discovered numerous logical structures in the genetic code and neurons of most ethnicities and living beings that seem to hint the potential ancient origin of the Government.

From a sentinelese child, abducted via experimental flying saucer and tractor beam: if %government%==yes (set self=no) else set self=yes From a greenlandic Bearded Seal: test = $government yes "set self no" "set self yes" From a perfectly preserved ancient humanoid, lodged deep in antarctic ice, presumed to be a Jewish ancestor from before the great jewish antarctic exile of old: LDA government CMP #yes BEQ GvtCmpSelfNo LDA #yes STA self JMP GvtCmpSkip GvtCmpSelfNo: LDA #no STA self GvtCmpSkip: From a lock of hair of Skjöldr, the first king of Denmark: if (government == "yes") self = "no"; else self = "yes"; From a texan chorioactis geaster: if government = "yes" then set self = "no" else set self = "yes" end if From a moustache hair, supposedly from the Ome Henk of legend: if government == "yes": self = "no" else: self = "yes" From a pomo native american: cmp byte[yes],government je GvtCmpSelfNo mov byte[self],yes jmp GvtCmpSkip GvtCmpSelfNo: mov byte[self],no GvtCmpSkip: The persistence of these genes indicate that there's an evolutionary advantage to being disobedient towards the government.

Curiously, the only ethnicity that as of yet has been found to not have a form of this logical function, are Berber Jews. It can therefore be assumed that they may not share the same common ancestor as the rest of life on earth, and may be extraterrestrials.